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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:25

Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do wild animals often enter the house in Australia?
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
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