What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

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No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

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They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This Case Forced Me to Completely Rethink How I Handle the Switch 2 - Gizmodo

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do wild animals often enter the house in Australia?

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I've played The Outer Worlds 2, and this Xbox RPG seriously improves on its predecessor in one big way - Windows Central

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Do singers use Autotune when performing live? If so, why is it not noticeable on TV shows and other live performances?

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

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